9 1/2 weeks, Princess Diana and trampoline competitions

I’ve always dreamed wildly; the dreams being intensely vivid ever since I can remember. I’ve even dreamed about people who have ‘visited’ me. When I was six years old, my friend Rachel floated through my window and sat on my bed. I knew she had been very sick, and possibly knew she was dying. Rachel said that she had to go and that she was coming to say goodbye. We talked for a while and then she floated back out the window. I told my Mum about it the next morning, and as it happened, Rachel had died overnight. I remember Mum saying, ‘that wasn’t a dream,’ and giving me a big cuddle, then telling me that Rachel had indeed ‘gone’. I found it comforting that my friend had come to me to let me know that she was leaving.

I excessively dream/night terror. Many are strikingly real and can sometimes stay with me for days. A University of Iowa study in 2003 revealed that people who are creative, imaginative, and prone to fantasy are more likely to have vivid dreams at night and to remember them when they wake up. David Watson, a professor of psychology in the University of Iowa College of Liberal Arts and Sciences, said that the more bizarre a dream was the more likely his subjects were to remember it.

Around 2.30am this morning, I woke in a horrific sweat that saw me tearing my sheets off (who wears clothes to bed anyway?) I was exhausted from all of the salt I’d lost with the series of sweats that I’d had, so I made a cup of tea, swallowed a handful of salt tablets, dried off and after about half an hour, I ambled back to bed.

And then the dream began.

It started with a friend and her young son who was – at least in my dream – a trampolining champion. She had made a dessert of creamed rice, sliced peaches and berry coulis, and while one of my best friends and I tried to calm her down about her sons trampoline competition, I dipped my spoon into the bowl, making sure I had loaded my it with extra coulis based on my love of berries. With my friend being so panicked, I decided to jump on the trampoline with her son to get him started, and he blitzed the entire competition, beating kids and adults alike. My friend then relaxed and wondered why she was worried at the outset. Her son had excelled, her face had unfurled from concern and she was happy, content and still.

Within seconds of her son winning the championship, a media fracas erupted. My friend was interviewed and for some strange reason they interviewed me. Just as the reporters left, the article instantly materialised in the newspaper we were holding, just as they do in the Harry Potter books and films. The headline read ‘Born to trampoline’, but the article was about my medical journey, which of course bothered me immensely. This wasn’t about me. The reporter who had got it so wrong was Brisbane city councillor Milton Dick, so I chased him and Princess Diana up an escalator to tell them they’d made a mistake; that if they wanted an article about me than they should do one solely on my friend’s son and his trampolining talents and if they were that desperate for a piece on me, they could write a separate story. After all, it was all about the little boy winning the championship.

As I climbed the escalator, the air so dense and humid – like swimming through jelly – Princess Diana, who was at the top along with Mr. Dick, was trying to get a literal foothold of two books that kept being swept away by the lip of the escalator. I tried to get to the books, but she eventually trapped them with her feet and they both walked away. Because I was trapped at the top of the escalator, I threw a fishing rod and a broom at Milton Dick.

Meanwhile, at my 20 year high school reunion where the mean girls were still mean, I was standing in a communal bathroom – much like a toilet and shower block at a school camp, but with fancier fit outs – when a fierce African-American woman began swearing at me and spraying offensive words as she stood behind me. I looked into the mirror and I had long, dark brown hair, brown eyes and olive skin. I swore at her in a language I had made up, and she laughed maniacally because she thought she had me. She presumed I was speaking Columbian, which would mean I was speaking Spanish and I knew that she was an ace at the Española. I bit back, telling her it was Swahili, at which point she became bitterly affronted, flying into a rage. I’d won the first battle and so left the bathroom with a feeling of empty victory.

I then found myself at an event that Tom Cruise was MC’ing. There was a big room, much like one you’d find at a runway show where my school friends and I were getting dressed and made-up for some sort of grand event. I was the last to leave and thought it odd that Tom Cruise had waited until everyone had left, because he wanted to talk to me. I remember feeling panicky and not flattered at all. I thought (just like in real life) that he was weird and had dastardly plans to make me his concubine, or worse – his wife. The second time he waited for me, Uma Thurman was in the room and wouldn’t leave. Thanks Uma.

Skip to the next frame, and I find myself in the company of a tiger – his coat silken, but flocculent. In the foreground was a rawboned looking woman who had been looking after the tiger as though it was her child, and though she said the tiger really liked me, I just couldn’t trust it. It would deliberately catch a claw or scratch a tooth on my skin like some sort of weird power game. It was in control and it was like 9 1/2 Weeks, except without Mickey Rourke. And without the food and the hot sex and Kim Basinger’s hosiery and the horse whip. Dream fail.

And so the lady and the tiger were separated which left her bereft. So bereft that she collapsed and was laid down on a stretcher. Who cares, I AM STILL FANTASISING ABOUT CRAWLING ON THE FLOOR FOR VINTAGE MICKEY ROURKE BECAUSE I MAY HAVE WATCHED IT LAST WEEK. It then emerged that she had lost her daughter to Cystic Fibrosis many years before, and so the tiger was akin to a replacement for her child. She showed me photos of her daughter who she said I had known. But I couldn’t remember her child and felt an acerbic stitch of guilt.

I comforted her until her wailing became a soft sound of regret. She stayed on the stretcher, and her face shrunk as the minutes passed. It was as though the more she talked about her dead daughter, the more life drained out of her. She was pallid and cyanotic, having taken on the look of an end stage AIDS patient. We were at the top of an amphitheatre full of people; a massive audience. My parents were there, as were girls I went to school with and I ran down the sparsely spaced steps. The audience turned their attention from Tom Cruise to me; my bare feet hammering into the timber thumping through the air.

Skip to another room and there’s a young man with Down Syndrome who was sweet, but was using his condition by trying to kiss me. I resisted and told him ‘you can’t use your disability as an excuse to do whatever you want’. I said that it would be like me having CF and taking advantage of people and situations, and that it was morally wrong – ‘I know how having a terminal illness works, buddy. You can get concessions and things that would otherwise be out of reach, but just because you can doesn’t mean you should.’ PREACH!

A group of people made up of strangers and friends nodded in approval, and then I fell into a pond after missing a stepping stone because of the darkness that quickly peeled over me.

NOW ANALYSE THAT.

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19 thoughts on “9 1/2 weeks, Princess Diana and trampoline competitions

    1. Neens, you’re such a sweetheart. It’s a privilege to call you my friend. I’m still *very* awake! Must be this elimination thing I’ve started – good shit!! xoxo

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  1. How bizzare. I would have been totally exhausted after that dream. Love to know the meaning of dreams. xx

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  2. Still processing your dream log.Then I see the comment re your new way of food life and think “gee, no wonder” – processing some stuff huh 😉 (I’ll get back to you re the dream, too many thoughts and need to order them. Well, at least a tich coherent). I’m facing my new (or re-visiting) food way when I go on retreat – that way no one has to get the back hand of my cranky pants 🙂

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    1. I’m still wide awake trying to process it. The food thing has made my mind clearer and sharper, so things are starting to make sense. Enjoy your mini-Vipassana, darlingheart xoxo

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